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Eat It Up

by Worm Hero

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1.
we are friendly! don't believe me? we will hurt you! we will please you! we're not local but that's not focal you will enjoy us
2.
piss pies of justice pies of justice lame kiss me goodbye kiss me goodbye lame
3.
save your theatrics we're not gonna be heard save your theatrics molotov, i choose you! gotta hit em all
4.
what the fuck is this pansy bullshit this pansy bullshit called manlihood what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck suck my cock you fuckwad you dick fucking disgrace pisshead fuck you! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
5.
oh santa claus where's your claws oh mickey mouse where's your house so i can burn it down fucking to the ground so i can burn it down to the fucking ground to the ground and to the
6.
i can't wait to kill you so sleep now sleep child i am scumfuck come get your daily mail
7.
suck on my nutella suck on my nutella grace beauty grace beauty
8.
spuds to life come inside feel my leg its falling off been pulled too many times been pulled too many times dickweed scumfuck wanker been pulled too many times been pulled too many times
9.
teeth are rotting menstrual garotting feet are smelly juices flowing she's a boner-fried fucktoy baby smell her nailpuss she's all yours she's all yours take her home
10.
*INSTRUMENTAL*
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spark the plug that sets the light and kills your family your beautiful family family family spark the plug that kills your family
12.
Drown the grog into bum-pissed hole You're a tough guy and tough guys win A straight edge tough guy with naught to lose A fucking poser with green coloured grills Bully boy bully boy Call me faggot
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They sung me a pretty melody They sung me a pretty melody It went like this They sung me a pretty melody They sung me a pretty melody It went like this now i can't remember it
14.
Gracious merciful God Won't you be my daddy? Why's he get all the glory holes? Touch me instead
15.
sell your junk for food rip out your left eye sleep with guys for junk sleep with anyone junior junkie mystify the police jump on sergeants prick junior junkie heroin hunkie hunkie make his fucking day clear your fucking way freedom and your last pay days are numbered 'til you're slaughtered grab your brown cucumber fight for your life fight for your life fight for your life fight for your life fight for your life fight for your life junior junkie heroin hunkie
16.
slice the wrist feel it out
17.
vote for me i am the best representative i will bring death to the masses that's what they've always wanted vote for me, vote for me, vote for me i will wipe you all off the face of the earth like a teenager getting rid of his zits fuck you all, just vote for me!
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arf! arf! arf arf! arf! arf! arf arf! arf! arf! arf arf! arf! arf! arf arf! shit yourself shit yourself shit yourself shit yourself save yourself run away save yourself run away arf! arf! arf arf! arf! arf! arf arf! arf! arf! arf arf! arf! arf! arf arf! shit yourself shit yourself shit yourself shit yourself save yourself run away save yourself run away save yourself run away save yourself run away
19.
do you want some death cake mr klankor joanes would you like some piss pies misses kivo klone we're not sorry for this bullshit fucked lp megaman is bullshit i can't beat that game stinky sweaty buttsex with alien cockroaches oh fuck its this part again what do we do? i don't know xandra can you think of some funny bullshit to please these fools maybe jezabel if you'd shut the fuck up
20.
*I'll Give You Ten Pounds If You Throw A Milkshake Over Boris Johnson* You fucking fool what are you doing? in power? you fucking disgrace! how'd you get into office you fuck? you nazi scum! you nazi scum! *Doe Deer* Deathray!
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about

Worm Hero is the brainchild of the world renowned Shitquark Twins, Xandra and Jezebel Shitquark from planet Junko. Joining them on guitars and bass, hailing from the planet Gay'd Is'co IV is cousin of infamous Space Punk Witch Zuzi Zuzuveela, Malleable the Cannibal - famed in his own right for being a bad ass Mogri wrestler.

The trio aim to bring you the absolute best of the worst in electronic piss noise and spacegrind delights.

Worm Hero is a well known comic book in the Semibona Cluster where Planet Junko is located; the influence of said comic on their song writing, although not entirely apparent lyrically - has been noted as "profoundly disgusting" by fellow Junkites and Mogri in the music journalism departments,

Worm Hero was first published in 2410BB (1996AD) and was immediately a pop culture icon. His misadventures as a superhero were almost as comical as they were profound. The way the writer of the original comics, Dezzzmond Dezzzmondius, always signed off Worm Hero has since become an iconic phrase connected to the comics very soul.

"He is love and he is hatred. He is Worm Hero! Eat it up!" - Dezzzmond Dezzzmondius

Track 1. Episode #1 of the Live Action Worm Hero show including his wife, "Worm Hero & Susanne" opened with a vivid fever-dream like scene that involved gigantic genital crabs called "Modo's" being eaten alive by even bigger sewer rats - this was followed by Worm Hero using his nuclear-powered telekinesis to rip apart the sewer rats in order to save the Modo's who were a much hated element of the show as it didn't stick to the original creature idea.

Track 2. DragonDuckz was a spinoff comic of Worm Hero (which also had an animation series) based on Worm Hero's crazed neighbour - the anthropomorphic duck - Zoinksberger and his illustrious family. They were once a famous lineage that dealt in the arcane arts according to the lore. Zoinksberger was in fact the last descendant of said family before the Skeevie-Jeevies eventually killed him in the 8th season of Worm Hero's comic series.

Track 3. In episode 4 of the animated Worm Hero show "Knutbox: Worm Hero" there is a five minute monologue where Worm Hero contemplates the efforts of capitalistic society to numb people to the abuse of the Gelatin Seals of Arcadaea by the government of Andromeda.

Track 4. This title is taken directly from a quote in the comic by Zoinksberger, arch-nemesis and neighbour of Worm Hero, when confronted with the strange dimension shift caused by Greg - upon his death by the hands of The Starry Void - in which Worm Hero, Susanne and Zoinksberger are forced to get along to escape the realm of Unland where to do an action you must undo it first.

Track 5. The Starry Void, an almost impenetrable force of cosmic horror, had killed a long established protagonist in Issue #4 of Season 7 in the comic book series. He was originally written into the comic by Dezzzmond Dezzzmondius' good friend Timothy Smith from Earth. The death of Greg caused a rift in the space time continuum that sent everyone in Arcadaea through a wormhole to the barren sugarcube shaped planet of Unland.

Track 6. Worm Hero starts a band after Zoinksberger's death by the hands of the Skeevie-Jeevies to commemorate his friend/enemy's life. At one point, the Heroin Hunkie tried to join, a long running gag character that tried to steal from Worm Hero to feed his heroin induced abs. He asked if he could play the Harmonica, and as such Worm Hero's response was: "Harmonicas are for the blues, analogue synthesizers are for grind" and pointed to his Modular Moog.

Track 7. Following on from the band theme of the end of Series 8 and the entirety of Season 9, Worm Hero began to become disillusioned with click-tracks so much so that he would make off-kilter, off the wall rants about them.

Track 8. In season 10 The Starry Void revealed himself once again in the first issue, as such Worm Hero was forced to become "Cap'n Worm" and sail the cosmic seas of the Andromeda galaxy with his wife Susanne in search of the cosmic power.

Track 9. The Prickster was one of the, as Dezzzmondius puts it, "whorish offspring of the Starry Void who were useless in every way except bringing in a steady supply of credits for his operations in the Andromeda Galaxy through prostitution. She is particularly nightmarish."

Track 10. A joke on the second issue of season 1, which is called "The Comic that Was Never Named" which featured no dialogue nor any monologue of any kind and was solely made in protest of Planet Junko's authoritarian capitalist government.

Track 11. Worm Hero was often called an odd character, due to his strange looks and his mixed genetics with earthworms and Junkites. He never took it to heart in the comic but in the live action series there is one episode where he briefly retires for a week and sits in his room muttering to himself "Worm Hero is a Weird Superhero" over and over.

Track 12. The season 8 finale which ended with Zoinksberger dying was a pivotal moment for the comic book that allowed the writer even more freedom than before because of how ironically popular the series became after the tragic end of a much beloved villain.

Zoinksberger's wife, Boinksberger, (who never bore children of her own but adopted Sir Junior Junkie) would later become friends with Worm Hero and they would eventually push the Skeevie-Jeevies (a horrific alien hivemind) out of the Andromeda Galaxy and back into their own black hole infested homeworld.

Track 13. Laughing at the Milky Way Earth's poor grasp of reality the writer of Worm Hero made a parallel news outlet in Worm Hero that would rot people's brains from the inside out named after the UK's very own "Daily Mail"

Track 14. This title is taken from a line remembered in a flashback of Worm Hero's during the Cap'n Worm era that was never seen to be spoken by Greg in any other issue. The line reflects on why Greg was the way he was as a cosmic force, and why his death alone caused so much chaos in the universe that people were literally zapped from existence and sent to other dimensions.

Track 15. Sir Junior Junkie, the rebellious 25 year old adopted Junkite son of Zoinksberger and Boinksberger Junkie, eventually marries the comic relief character Heroin Hunkie in the season 17 finale, Issue #25.

Track 16. Worm Hero is sent through time and space yet again in season 18 issue #4 and lands in Feudal Japan, he becomes a samurai who is later forced to commit seppuku/hara kiri (honourable suicide) which sends him flying back to the future in a wild twist of events in the season's final issue #25 (which many fans wrongly presumed would be the last season.)

Track 17. Mr. Soil Capitalist Flower Bud is the president of the entirety of Arcadaea, the Junkite Planet that Worm Hero is set in. He is a despicable, psychopathic and murderous villain and the main antagonist in season 19 - 21.

Track 18. A questionable episode of the DragonDuckz animation took place in the anal cavity of an Alien Cockroach called Darrenlee after he shrunk down the Junkie family to the size of a small mouse. Darrenlee's anus would sing songs of pain and torment throughout the strange, surrealist episode.

Track 19. Darrenlee and his boyfriend Wilsum engaged in strange ritualistic sex in the next episode which allowed the Dragonducks to escape from Darrenlee's anal cavity. They later found the serum to make them normal sized again, shrunk Darrenlee and Wilsum to the size of a normal cockroach and kept them as trophies.

Track 20. Dezzzmond Dezzzmondius' recent collaboration with Xandra Shitquark lead to Dezzzmond, an avid anti-capitalist, finding out that Boris Johnson was up for election - and by the time of this release has won. Dezzzmond immediately asked Xandra to make a song about the issue.

credits

released March 10, 2020

Xandra Shitquark - Vocals, Synthesizers

Malleable the Cannibal - Guitar, Bass

Jezebel Shitquark - Live Drums, Programming

Mixed and Mastered by Cameron Wilson

Recorded by Jessie Seaton

Artwork / Depiction of Worm Hero by Adam Hester

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Xandra Shitquark - vox, synths
Dildwuar Esquire - guitars, backing vox
Countess Chellibal - bass

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