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we are friendly!
don't believe me?
we will hurt you!
we will please you!
we're not local
but that's not focal
you will enjoy us
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piss pies of justice
pies of justice
lame
kiss me goodbye
kiss me goodbye
lame
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save your theatrics
we're not gonna be heard
save your theatrics
molotov, i choose you!
gotta hit em all
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what the fuck is
this pansy bullshit
this pansy bullshit
called manlihood
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
suck my
cock you
fuckwad
you dick
fucking
disgrace
pisshead
fuck you!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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oh santa claus
where's your claws
oh mickey mouse
where's your house
so i can burn it down
fucking to the ground
so i can burn it down
to the fucking ground
to the ground and to the
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i can't
wait to
kill you
so sleep
now sleep child
i am
scumfuck
come get your daily mail
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suck on my nutella
suck on my nutella
grace
beauty
grace
beauty
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spuds to life
come inside
feel my leg
its falling off
been pulled too many times
been pulled too many times
dickweed
scumfuck
wanker
been pulled too many times
been pulled too many times
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teeth are rotting
menstrual garotting
feet are smelly
juices flowing
she's a boner-fried
fucktoy baby
smell her nailpuss
she's all yours
she's all yours
take her home
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*INSTRUMENTAL*
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spark the plug that
sets the light and kills your
family
your beautiful family family family
spark the plug that
kills your family
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Drown the grog into bum-pissed hole
You're a tough guy and tough guys win
A straight edge tough guy with naught to lose
A fucking poser with green coloured grills
Bully boy bully boy
Call me faggot
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They sung me a pretty melody
They sung me a pretty melody
It went like this
They sung me a pretty melody
They sung me a pretty melody
It went like this
now i can't remember it
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Gracious merciful God
Won't you be my daddy?
Why's he get all the glory holes?
Touch me instead
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sell your junk for food
rip out your left eye
sleep with guys for junk
sleep with anyone
junior junkie
mystify the police
jump on sergeants prick
junior junkie heroin hunkie hunkie
make his fucking day
clear your fucking way
freedom and your last pay
days are numbered
'til you're slaughtered
grab your brown cucumber
fight for your life
fight for your life
fight for your life
fight for your life
fight for your life
fight for your life
junior junkie heroin hunkie
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slice the wrist feel it out
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vote for me
i am the best representative
i will bring death to the masses
that's what they've always wanted
vote for me, vote for me, vote for me
i will wipe you all off the face of the earth
like a teenager getting rid of his zits
fuck you all, just vote for me!
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arf! arf! arf arf!
arf! arf! arf arf!
arf! arf! arf arf!
arf! arf! arf arf!
shit yourself
shit yourself
shit yourself
shit yourself
save yourself
run away
save yourself
run away
arf! arf! arf arf!
arf! arf! arf arf!
arf! arf! arf arf!
arf! arf! arf arf!
shit yourself
shit yourself
shit yourself
shit yourself
save yourself
run away
save yourself
run away
save yourself
run away
save yourself
run away
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do you want some death cake
mr klankor joanes
would you like some piss pies
misses kivo klone
we're not sorry for this
bullshit fucked lp
megaman is bullshit
i can't beat that game
stinky sweaty buttsex with alien cockroaches
oh fuck its this part
again what do we do?
i don't know xandra
can you think of some
funny bullshit to
please these fools
maybe jezabel
if you'd shut the fuck up
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*I'll Give You Ten Pounds If You Throw A Milkshake Over Boris Johnson*
You fucking fool
what are you doing?
in power?
you fucking disgrace!
how'd you get into office you fuck?
you nazi scum! you nazi scum!
*Doe Deer*
Deathray!
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Worm Hero is the brainchild of the world renowned Shitquark Twins, Xandra and Jezebel Shitquark from planet Junko. Joining them on guitars and bass, hailing from the planet Gay'd Is'co IV is cousin of infamous Space Punk Witch Zuzi Zuzuveela, Malleable the Cannibal - famed in his own right for being a bad ass Mogri wrestler.
The trio aim to bring you the absolute best of the worst in electronic piss noise and spacegrind delights.
Worm Hero is a well known comic book in the Semibona Cluster where Planet Junko is located; the influence of said comic on their song writing, although not entirely apparent lyrically - has been noted as "profoundly disgusting" by fellow Junkites and Mogri in the music journalism departments,
Worm Hero was first published in 2410BB (1996AD) and was immediately a pop culture icon. His misadventures as a superhero were almost as comical as they were profound. The way the writer of the original comics, Dezzzmond Dezzzmondius, always signed off Worm Hero has since become an iconic phrase connected to the comics very soul.
"He is love and he is hatred. He is Worm Hero! Eat it up!" - Dezzzmond Dezzzmondius
Track 1. Episode #1 of the Live Action Worm Hero show including his wife, "Worm Hero & Susanne" opened with a vivid fever-dream like scene that involved gigantic genital crabs called "Modo's" being eaten alive by even bigger sewer rats - this was followed by Worm Hero using his nuclear-powered telekinesis to rip apart the sewer rats in order to save the Modo's who were a much hated element of the show as it didn't stick to the original creature idea.
Track 2. DragonDuckz was a spinoff comic of Worm Hero (which also had an animation series) based on Worm Hero's crazed neighbour - the anthropomorphic duck - Zoinksberger and his illustrious family. They were once a famous lineage that dealt in the arcane arts according to the lore. Zoinksberger was in fact the last descendant of said family before the Skeevie-Jeevies eventually killed him in the 8th season of Worm Hero's comic series.
Track 3. In episode 4 of the animated Worm Hero show "Knutbox: Worm Hero" there is a five minute monologue where Worm Hero contemplates the efforts of capitalistic society to numb people to the abuse of the Gelatin Seals of Arcadaea by the government of Andromeda.
Track 4. This title is taken directly from a quote in the comic by Zoinksberger, arch-nemesis and neighbour of Worm Hero, when confronted with the strange dimension shift caused by Greg - upon his death by the hands of The Starry Void - in which Worm Hero, Susanne and Zoinksberger are forced to get along to escape the realm of Unland where to do an action you must undo it first.
Track 5. The Starry Void, an almost impenetrable force of cosmic horror, had killed a long established protagonist in Issue #4 of Season 7 in the comic book series. He was originally written into the comic by Dezzzmond Dezzzmondius' good friend Timothy Smith from Earth. The death of Greg caused a rift in the space time continuum that sent everyone in Arcadaea through a wormhole to the barren sugarcube shaped planet of Unland.
Track 6. Worm Hero starts a band after Zoinksberger's death by the hands of the Skeevie-Jeevies to commemorate his friend/enemy's life. At one point, the Heroin Hunkie tried to join, a long running gag character that tried to steal from Worm Hero to feed his heroin induced abs. He asked if he could play the Harmonica, and as such Worm Hero's response was: "Harmonicas are for the blues, analogue synthesizers are for grind" and pointed to his Modular Moog.
Track 7. Following on from the band theme of the end of Series 8 and the entirety of Season 9, Worm Hero began to become disillusioned with click-tracks so much so that he would make off-kilter, off the wall rants about them.
Track 8. In season 10 The Starry Void revealed himself once again in the first issue, as such Worm Hero was forced to become "Cap'n Worm" and sail the cosmic seas of the Andromeda galaxy with his wife Susanne in search of the cosmic power.
Track 9. The Prickster was one of the, as Dezzzmondius puts it, "whorish offspring of the Starry Void who were useless in every way except bringing in a steady supply of credits for his operations in the Andromeda Galaxy through prostitution. She is particularly nightmarish."
Track 10. A joke on the second issue of season 1, which is called "The Comic that Was Never Named" which featured no dialogue nor any monologue of any kind and was solely made in protest of Planet Junko's authoritarian capitalist government.
Track 11. Worm Hero was often called an odd character, due to his strange looks and his mixed genetics with earthworms and Junkites. He never took it to heart in the comic but in the live action series there is one episode where he briefly retires for a week and sits in his room muttering to himself "Worm Hero is a Weird Superhero" over and over.
Track 12. The season 8 finale which ended with Zoinksberger dying was a pivotal moment for the comic book that allowed the writer even more freedom than before because of how ironically popular the series became after the tragic end of a much beloved villain.
Zoinksberger's wife, Boinksberger, (who never bore children of her own but adopted Sir Junior Junkie) would later become friends with Worm Hero and they would eventually push the Skeevie-Jeevies (a horrific alien hivemind) out of the Andromeda Galaxy and back into their own black hole infested homeworld.
Track 13. Laughing at the Milky Way Earth's poor grasp of reality the writer of Worm Hero made a parallel news outlet in Worm Hero that would rot people's brains from the inside out named after the UK's very own "Daily Mail"
Track 14. This title is taken from a line remembered in a flashback of Worm Hero's during the Cap'n Worm era that was never seen to be spoken by Greg in any other issue. The line reflects on why Greg was the way he was as a cosmic force, and why his death alone caused so much chaos in the universe that people were literally zapped from existence and sent to other dimensions.
Track 15. Sir Junior Junkie, the rebellious 25 year old adopted Junkite son of Zoinksberger and Boinksberger Junkie, eventually marries the comic relief character Heroin Hunkie in the season 17 finale, Issue #25.
Track 16. Worm Hero is sent through time and space yet again in season 18 issue #4 and lands in Feudal Japan, he becomes a samurai who is later forced to commit seppuku/hara kiri (honourable suicide) which sends him flying back to the future in a wild twist of events in the season's final issue #25 (which many fans wrongly presumed would be the last season.)
Track 17. Mr. Soil Capitalist Flower Bud is the president of the entirety of Arcadaea, the Junkite Planet that Worm Hero is set in. He is a despicable, psychopathic and murderous villain and the main antagonist in season 19 - 21.
Track 18. A questionable episode of the DragonDuckz animation took place in the anal cavity of an Alien Cockroach called Darrenlee after he shrunk down the Junkie family to the size of a small mouse. Darrenlee's anus would sing songs of pain and torment throughout the strange, surrealist episode.
Track 19. Darrenlee and his boyfriend Wilsum engaged in strange ritualistic sex in the next episode which allowed the Dragonducks to escape from Darrenlee's anal cavity. They later found the serum to make them normal sized again, shrunk Darrenlee and Wilsum to the size of a normal cockroach and kept them as trophies.
Track 20. Dezzzmond Dezzzmondius' recent collaboration with Xandra Shitquark lead to Dezzzmond, an avid anti-capitalist, finding out that Boris Johnson was up for election - and by the time of this release has won. Dezzzmond immediately asked Xandra to make a song about the issue.